Managing Director

The Managing Director decides to take a tour around his business (no not a safety tour, that would be a real joke) and see how things are going.

He goes down to the loading bay and sees a young man leaning against the wall doing nothing.

The MD walks up to the young man and says, "Excuse me, how much do you earn a day?"

The chap replies, "£50."

The MD pulls out his wallet, gives him £50, and tells him to get out and never come back.

A few minutes later, the loading bay foreman asks the MD, "Have you seen that UPS driver?? I asked him to wait here for me!"