The Managing Director decides to take a tour around his business (no
not a safety tour, that would be a real joke) and see how things are
He goes down to the loading bay and sees a young man leaning against
the wall doing nothing.
The MD walks up to the young man and says, "Excuse me, how much do
you earn a day?"
The chap replies, "£50."
The MD pulls out his wallet, gives him £50, and tells him to get out
and never come back.
A few minutes later, the loading bay foreman asks the MD, "Have you
seen that UPS driver?? I asked him to wait here for me!"