A man walks into a Essex pet shop looking to buy a monkey. The shop owner points towards three identical looking monkeys in politically-correct, animal-friendly and safe natural mini-habitats. “The one on the left costs £500,” says the shop owner. … Continue reading →
In a hospital’s Intensive Care Unit, patients always died in the same bed, on Sunday morning, at about 11:00 a.m., regardless of their medical condition. This puzzled the doctors and some even thought it had something to do with the … Continue reading →
Scientists at NASA have developed a gun built specifically to launch dead chickens at the windshields of airliners, military jets and the space shuttle, all travelling at maximum velocity. The idea is to simulate the frequent incidents of collisions with … Continue reading →
Four doctors who hadn’t seen each other since their surgical residencies met at a medical seminar. Adjourning for dinner and drinks, they turned their conversation to, who makes the best surgical patients: The first said, for sure, electrical engineers. … Continue reading →
